Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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