Me too!
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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