Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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