How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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