Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Randomize