i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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