no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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