i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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