no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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