I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Btw I puked in your glovebox
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
