You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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