Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
