i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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