i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Drunk is not a location!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
