i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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