I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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