i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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