There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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