was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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