sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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