just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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