It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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