so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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