we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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