don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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