yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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