there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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