super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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