i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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