she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
