...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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