So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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