But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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