you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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