This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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