I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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