it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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