I must be too annoying 4 u.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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