i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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