There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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