i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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