And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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