I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
her vagine was all disorganized.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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