Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
A bitchslap is in order.
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