One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize