no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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