I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
