Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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