I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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