I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
the liver wants what the liver wants
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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