Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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