I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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