Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
