I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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