My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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